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War With Ichibania

My fellow Psidonians, it is with deep sadness that I view the recent developments over at Ichiban.org and the devastating effects of the recent change of government. Although Sysop Ichiban and I have had our differences in the past, we both understood the need for unhindered discourse.

Now, a dark force has seized control of Ichiban.org and its friendly natives are huddled in fear as the reign of Shifty Gypsie proves too much of a burden for intelligent discussion, such as it was, to continue.

We must fight back!
And I offer these glorious shores of Free Psidonia as refuge for the huddled masses of Ichiban.org as they recover their wits and decide on a course of action to strike back against their terrible new oppressor!

Psion on 2005-02-22 22:29:41



 

Well, as silly a place as The Boards have become, SG's rule seems more benign than that of many other petty tyrants I can think of...

umbriel on 2005-02-23 09:44:02


Hey!
 

All part of the plan

It's so clear to me now...El Presidente pushes for SG to get more than the stupid little box of Half-life goodness, SG l33tifies The Boards and then Psion diverts the war-weary denizens of The Boards (now the Shifty Gypsy Boards BTW) here for "unity".

I'm sure we'll all enjoy the lovely gray jumpsuits and toiling in Psion's idea camps for our daily allotment of Quatloos.

WAKE UP!!

PSION & SG ARE IN CAHOOTS!!

QUATLOOS ARE PEOPLE!!

VIVA EL APARADOR!!

ichiban on 2005-02-23 10:49:25


Hey!
 

Plausible Deniability

Citizens of Psidonia and the formerly great Republic of Ichibania, this is not a time for divisiveness; this is a time for unity. This is not a time for weakness; this is a time for strength. This is a time that calls for the best of us in resisting the forces of darkness to return the shining beacon of hope that is the community of Ichiban to its former greatness. It is true that the current rule by common thugs is the fault of policies instituted by Ichiban himself, but it is that quirky defiance of the rule of law that made our neighbor the giant that it once was.

So set aside the squabbling. El Aparador, I extend my hand in sympathy and in aid. Together, we are stronger than if we are divided. Let us put aside our differences and begin to plan to take back Ichiban.org!

Ladies and gentlemen, I say to you: Ich bin eine Ichibanier!

psion on 2005-02-23 11:57:10


I Have a Question
 

I'm not sure whom to support, here... The known megalomanic, Psion, or SG, who seems basically harmless, but has rendered The Boards neigh unreadable with "l33tsPe4k", which is near the top of my topical list of "Things That Make My Teeth Hurt".

Alright, you have my support in the counterrevolution. I long for the return of to power of Ich -- Man of the People, albeit Man of Very Poor Judgment.

umbriel on 2005-02-23 13:19:27


I Have a Question
 

It's actually pretty easy

There's nothing to stop us from putting our avatars etc back to what we want. Unlike the other "powers" this one isn't exclusive in that regard.

Should we choose a common theme of protest?

ichiban on 2005-02-24 16:55:20


Hey!
 

Ah ha!

An excellent idea, friend Ichiban! I'd suggest something with a distinctly Psidonian theme, but I'm sure that would go over with your jingoistic regulars as well as a stripper at a church social.

So let me suggest instead a symbol around which we can all rally: a sumo wrestler. An icon of strength, immovability, and unstoppable body odor.

Psion on 2005-02-24 23:16:37


Hey!
 

AAAAGGGGHHHHH!

Now things have gotten completely out of control over there!

psion on 2005-03-07 11:03:48


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